Santa's Beard and Hat (Printer View)

A festive holiday board with creamy cheeses and colorful cured meats, ideal for parties and family.

# What you'll need:

→ Beard

01 - 7 oz brie cheese, sliced
02 - 7 oz goat cheese, crumbled
03 - 5 oz white cheddar, cubed
04 - 5 oz bocconcini mozzarella, halved
05 - 3.5 oz cream cheese, shaped into small balls (optional)
06 - 7 oz assorted white crackers (rice crackers, water crackers, etc.)

→ Hat

07 - 5 oz sliced Genoa salami
08 - 3.5 oz rolled prosciutto
09 - 3.5 oz pepperoni slices
10 - 2 large roasted red bell peppers, sliced into strips
11 - 1 cup cherry tomatoes or mini red peppers

→ Garnishes

12 - Fresh rosemary sprigs for decoration
13 - 1 black olive for Santa’s pom-pom

# Method:

01 - On a large wooden board or platter, outline a triangle at the top for the hat and a rounded bottom section for the beard.
02 - Fill the bottom half generously with white cheeses by arranging brie slices, goat cheese crumbles, cheddar cubes, and halved mozzarella balls to resemble a fluffy beard; tuck cream cheese balls throughout for added texture.
03 - Place rows of assorted white crackers along the base and sides of the beard section to add crunch and structure.
04 - Layer salami and pepperoni slices within the triangle to create a rich red effect, then add rolled prosciutto and roasted red pepper strips for color variation.
05 - Scatter cherry tomatoes or mini red peppers at the tip and along the hat to brighten the presentation.
06 - Use fresh rosemary sprigs to outline the hat and beard, enhancing the festive theme.
07 - Position a single black olive at the tip of the hat to represent Santa’s pom-pom.
08 - Serve immediately, replenishing items as needed throughout your event.

# Expert Advice:

01 -
  • It's a showstopper that requires zero cooking skills—just beautiful arrangement and a touch of creativity
  • You can prep it in twenty minutes, leaving you free to enjoy your guests instead of being stuck in the kitchen
  • Everyone finds something they love, from the creamy cheeses to the savory meats, making it perfect for mixed tastes
  • It's so visually stunning that it doubles as both appetizer and holiday décor
02 -
  • Temperature matters: take your brie and cream cheese out of the fridge about thirty minutes before assembling so they're creamy and pliable, not hard and frustrating to arrange
  • Prep in reverse: assemble your board about an hour before guests arrive, then cover it loosely with plastic wrap in the fridge—it keeps everything fresh and allows flavors to settle together
  • The crackers are your insurance policy; keep extra nearby because people will devour them faster than you expect, and having backup crackers means your board always looks intentional, never sparse
03 -
  • Cut your brie the night before and store it covered—it's one less thing to worry about when the doorbell starts ringing, and the flavors actually develop beautifully overnight
  • If you're making this more than two hours ahead, keep it covered with a loose tent of plastic wrap in the fridge to prevent the cheeses from oxidizing and getting a sad, crusty surface
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